Congratulations.  You have discovered the weird electronic Pocket Vinyl song called "Unstoppable Itch".  

However, all Winter Person secrets have been revealed, since it is past Jan. 1 2026.  Perhaps this song is already out, or will be out soon, or will never come out.

Only you know for sure, since I (the one who writes this) am in the past, and truly don't know.

Nor will I probably come back and update this.

Good luck.  Love you.

-PV